“AS PRESIDENT, YOU RECEIVE WORD THAT A FEMALE AL QAEDA MEMBER IS IN THIS COUNTRY, AND TAKING FERTILITY PILLS TO SPAWN AN ENTIRE GENERATION OF U.S.-BORN TERRORISTS. AT THE SAME TIME, SHE’S PURCHASING AUTOMATIC WEAPONS AT WEEKEND GUN SHOWS, BUT ONLY TO HUNT GAYS.“WOULD YOU TAKE ACTION TO (A) STOP HER GUN PURCHASES, AND (B) AUTHORIZE ABORTIONS ON HER FETUSES, INCLUDING PARTIAL BIRTH ABORTIONS ON LATE-TERM LITTLE BIN LADENS?
“ALSO, ASSUMING YOU’D APPROVE THESE ABORTIONS, WOULD YOU RAISE TAXES TO PAY FOR THEM, OR TAKE THE FUNDS FROM THE ‘BODY ARMOR FOR TROOPS PROGRAM’?
“AND FINALLY, RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU WOULD VOTE TO REPEAL THE ENLIGHTENMENT.”
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