CCotD: 4/6/09

Well Congress is in recess for the next two weeks so there is a chance that the volume of insanity from the good people of America could wane during that time. Fortunately, that certainly didn't happen this morning. This e-mail contains enough craziness for a whole county:

Well you should be happy that you , Obama and Pelosi have out spent everyone in the world and are happily on your way to bankrupting our nation. Our kids will never recover from your total stupidly. Believe it or not "we the people" believe in God, obey the laws, pay our taxes and try to take care of our fellow Americans.

I have a feeling that by "we the people" he means "Glenn Beck's viewership," not "the combined citizenry of the United States."

You should try it some time, it would make you fell [sic] human.

Sometimes I feel like I should just start a new blog names " [sic] "

You on the other hand don't give a crap about "we the people", love criminals - even enough to give them our hard earned benefits. We make laws to have them obeyed, you change the laws so the criminals can commit crimes with out breaking the law. You, Pelosi and Obama are truly public enemy number one and should be put on the top ten most wanted list. Over the years politicians tell lies to get elected and then do what ever they want, but you, Polesy and Obama have set a new standard for lying.

Best part:

Obama never campaigned to be a dictator ruling over a socialist Spanish speaking country which is not allowed to believe in God, but that's where he is headed and you must think that is great.

Wow, that's just, wow.

We want reform in Washington and you work for us, so start listening to us and help get the country back on track - don't through money at every thing that doesn't moves. The worst thing is, you don't even know where the money really went. Get a fifth grader to help you with finances, they are smarter than congress! I know this is a waste of time but people are really getting mad. We feel like we are back in 1770's before 1776! Taxation with out representation and have no say in our future. You keep saying Bush was bad and I agree with that, but you Pelosi and Obama make Bush look like a piker when it comes to destroying America. It's enough to make a grown man cry.

Well, I had no idea what a "piker" was, so I consulted the urban dictionary. He is either saying that Dubya is "(1) A lazy worker who only worries about his sick time, paid time off, vacations, and any other paid holiday;" "(2) an Irish gypsy, english trailer trash, and just generally a person not to be trusted, who's past times include stealing, sinning, gambling and living in caravans;" or "(3) Someone who bums out of a party or other occasion altogether, or leaves early after pretending not to pike." Ok then. I also love the fact that's he's complaining about taxation without representation to his democratically elected representative.